Child to policeman: I think I’m lost!
Policeman: What’s your address?
Q: Why did the computer show up late for work?
A: It had a hard drive.
Q: What was the spider doing on the computer?
A: Making a website!
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left its Windows open!
Q: What do you call a robot's laugh?
A: A Giggle-Byte!
~Submitted by Ethan Grubb
Q: Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide.
~Submitted by Michael Mitcham
Q: What do you call a computer super hero?
A: A screen saver